bleh.

you know how you occasionally get those piss shit combos where your willy pokes underneath the rim of the seat and you end up pissing all over your boxers? yeah? well, today's cack wasn't one of those. today's cack, in fact, was nothing special at all. unfortunately. just a swift in out job, can't have lasted more than a minute. meh.

Browns Go Home

Yeah, browns actually left home today, left their country of myahsoul to go swimming. It's really hard to describe how harsh this was on me but I've drawn a diagram to help you understand what experiencing this turd was like.

myth busted

yeah, today's cack was so big i could've put it in a stamped adressed envelope to mythbusters with the attatchment "loch ness monster: myth busted."