Tramatised

I befouled the british sewage system with what I could only describe as an atrocity today. I might as well have ate 10 jugs donner meat swimming in the hottest curry sauce imaginable. It was more like 10 weeks worth of shit had penciled me in for the 10th of july, bent me over then shafted my arsehole into submission because I think its going to be at least a week before its returned to an acceptable shape, I might as well be hiding a ming vase in my arse.