bloody hell.

returned from the throne about fifteen minutes ago and i'm still trembling slightly. after the consumption of a couple of pepperamis and a nice pint of stout last night, my anus is feeling slightly worse for wear, due to a particularly spiky turd earlier in the day. standard fare after pub snacks, i didn't think too much of it. just nipped to the bog for my second of the day, two wipes later and i'm in a little pain. obviously following standard procedure, i take a safety wipe, and lo and behold, a little speck of blood on the paper. great.