Tuesday, 1 December 2009
I'll get you.
After a night out in manchester (In which I ate a pizza covered in peppers which I hate and half a dodgy kebab my mate tahari couldn't finish...for a reason.) I returned home hoping to settle down in a nice warm home and have myself a homely turd.
Seriously, the length of this bad boy was unbelivable, it was like looking at a brown nürburgring. On the way home i was reading the metro (which is fucking awesome) there was an article about a black kingsnake that had mistaken its own tail for another snake and tried to eat it, for a second I thought someone had snuck into the bathroom and took a sly picture of my brown offering to the porcelian gods and deemed it news worthy.