Wednesday, 2 December 2009

woah-oh, i'm an alien.

apologies for the lack of an update this month, i've been ridiculously busy raising money for world aids day. today's cack was pretty painful, to be honest. it left my colon feeling akin to the roof of your mouth after a bowl of golden nuggets. surprisingly, however, it was softer than the average turd. kind of like one of those sticky aliens you used to buy from the newsagents when you were a kid.

today's cack also left the bathroom smelling like untreated sewage mixed with cider farts. all in all, a pretty bad day for brownkind.

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