Saturday, 12 December 2009

opening the dark portal

so, after a day-long struggle against aeonus, i finally opened the dark portal today and my oh my, what a mess i made. as my flatmates can vouch, today's cack smelled horrendous. not helped by the fact i had a curry last night, today's cack was barely solid. a deadly mixture of gas and liquid ejected from my anus and fuck, was it painful afterwards. a repeat episode of what doctors called japanese flag syndrome occured today and i've been prescribed a week long course of no spicy food.

never having a curry again.

ps. special mention for the fart i did today during that essay and the girl who obviously could smell it but didn't want to make eye contact with me because she knew how bad my arse was today.

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