Well as the title suggests, once again today I'm not happy with my produce, unfortunately instead of getting one single block, I got two and was traumatised by the following events which I've drawn here in this strip.
Despite this I'll post the rankings anyway:
viscosity - 3
heat - 0
length - 3 + 2girth - 3 + 3
Overall todays turd would best be described as firing soggy bourbons into the abyss.