Unfortunately due to illness I've not been able to post my last 2 brown bludgeons so this is my first delayed update to the blog.
The first one was upon returning home from manchester after drinking my own weight in homosexual cocktails and shots, as such my U-bend snake was most likely flammable, not only was it extremely hot but I had to return to the toilet 3 times in 10 minutes. Even long after my brown bretheren had escaped into the void I was feeling the after effects and thought it best to not shit for at least 2 days to avoid permenant arsehole damage.
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