Saturday, 28 November 2009
yeah, today's shit was fucking weird. really fucking weird. you see, today's cack decided it didn't actually want to leave my anus, and thought it a much better idea to just dangle in limbo between arse and toilet. as in, my arse just decided it wanted to chill out and smoke a brown cigar for about 5 minutes. meanwhile, i was just trying to clench without getting brown cheeks. weird, man.