Monday 16 November 2009

Strongbow.

Due to the heavy consumption of Strongbow last night, today's turd smelled strongly of cider and was a pretty uncomfortable experience.

Rankings:

viscosity - 8
heat - 7
length - 4
girth - 5

Overall, today's cack could be related to a firey toffee crisp that had been doused in cider.
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