brantastic.

that bowl of bran flakes before bed last night was perhaps one of the greatest ideas that will grace this blog. in any case, the soft fibrous load is one which many aspire to whilst on the throne. today's turd was just that. beautiful in its execution; it left my anus quicker than you could say "sudowoodo".

it's unusual for me to talk about a shit for more than two paragraphs, alas, this one definitely deserves it. potentially the greatest dump i've ever parted ways with, this one scores high in everything.